February 2012
48 posts
Can my tax return come in now?
I really want more tattoos!
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
Interesting petition →
sevas—tra:
This is a petition to include body modifications in equal opportunity employment. If you feel strongly about it and feel as though body modifications of any kind don’t affect your job performance, sign if you want. If not, just disregard this.
Thought I had til Wednesday to do my book report.
Its due tomorrow (Monday) and I haven’t finished reading let alone started writing. Here goes nothing.
Alien 1: Did the humans get our message?
Alien 2: Yes, but they call it dubstep and dance to it.
I'm in Florida for the weekend!
Woot!
zebrazet:
We Will Be Censoring All Of Tumblr Tonight At...
lifestoshorttolisten:
I’m sorry followers, I’m not risking it! only cause the source is CNN
DONT HATE ME
Just in case!!
Fuck
January 2012
135 posts
1 tag
